New York State History

THE SCHOOL HAMMER

Helen Thomson (in Library) : "Miss Cathcart, have you got a life-size map of the United States?"
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S. Taylor: "I know where you can get a chicken dinner for ten cents."
E. Hooker: "Where's that?"
Sherm: "At a feed store."
Em.: "Ah, yes."
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Pete: "I'm going to get a job at Seippel's bakery. John tells me it's kinda crummy, but there's a lotta dough in it."
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Iversen: "There's a spy in the United States Mint."
Potter: "I see, a mince pie."
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Received by Mr. Lamb:
Please excuse William's absence from school yesterday, as he fell in the mud. By doing the same you will oblige.
Mrs. Kochy.
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If Alice Noyes forgot her speech in assembly, would the piano?
No, but Miss Harwood.
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Heard in the Gym:
Bert: "Gee! I like this soup!"
D. White: "So I hear."
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Bill McKay: "How clean the surf keeps the sea-shells!"
Genevive Seippel: "Yes, you know the sea is rather tidy."
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Hoffman : "Why do they make the false eyes out of glass?"
Quinn: "Well, how else could they see through them?"
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Butcher (in assembly) : "That stage is like an angel-it's got wings."
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